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Fat man sees small door,
he knows he cannot fit through,
tears flow free now.
Why don't squirrels wear skinny jeans?
Because their nuts won't fit.
What do men and pantyhose have in common? They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch!
You know you are getting older when the candles don’t fit on the cake.
Yo momma so fat...
She can't even fit into her Birthday Suit.
How did I make the mango tree fit in my flower-pot?
I planted it.
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
An introvert elephant and an emo giraffe walked into a bar.
They couldn’t fit in.
What is E.T. short for?
So he can fit in his little spaceship.
There once was a poet named Bates
Whose limericks were never that great
His first lines weren't bad
But the problem he had
Was he always tried to fit way too many syllables in at the end.
There was an Old Man of the West,
Who wore a pale plum-coloured vest;
When they said, 'Does it fit?'
He replied, 'Not a bit!'
That uneasy Old Man of the West.
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
Yo momma so fat...
She can't even fit into her Birthday Suit.
What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
What’s ET short for?
So he can fit in the spaceship!