Feeling

Why did the little girl color her paper heart pink rather than red?
She was feeling lighthearted.
"Doctor Doctor I feel like a supermarket"
How long have you been feeling like this?

"Since I was Lidl."
I caught the chef sticking his hand in the cooking pot. He looked at me and said...
"I was just feeling a little chili."
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
I just asked the wife to get into her nurse's uniform.
She said "Why? Are you feeling horny?"
"No we need bread!"
Feeling fintastic.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
Feeling my shelf.
If a hole isn't full of water then it isn't feeling well
What does a flower therapist ask her patients?
Are you feeling bouquet?
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
Why did the sapling go to the doctor’s office? He was feeling a little green.
I caught the chef sticking his hand in the cooking pot. He looked at me and said...
"I was just feeling a little chili."
Why did the Meteorologist go to hospital?
He was feeling under the weather.