Feeling

Feeling fintastic.
Why did the little girl color her paper heart pink rather than red?
She was feeling lighthearted.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
"Doctor Doctor I feel like a supermarket"
How long have you been feeling like this?

"Since I was Lidl."
Why did the Meteorologist go to hospital?
He was feeling under the weather.
Why did the sapling go to the doctor’s office? He was feeling a little green.
I caught the chef sticking his hand in the cooking pot. He looked at me and said...
"I was just feeling a little chili."
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
What does a flower therapist ask her patients?
Are you feeling bouquet?
If a hole isn't full of water then it isn't feeling well
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
I caught the chef sticking his hand in the cooking pot. He looked at me and said...
"I was just feeling a little chili."
Feeling my shelf.
I just asked the wife to get into her nurse's uniform.
She said "Why? Are you feeling horny?"
"No we need bread!"