Fan Jokes

I'm jealous of your fan...
'Cuz it's blowing you and I'm not.
Are you a ceiling fan? Because I need someone to blow me while I sleep.
The late actor Sir Sean Connery was a big fan of the onion because well, he usshed to love them shh-allot.
Windmills? I’m a huge fan!
My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
He fits the bill.
My neighbor planted dogwood trees in his front yard.
I’m not a huge fan of the bark.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
My computer was running pretty hot
Until I downloaded some fan art, and now it's working better.
Are you a big fan of beef? I am. In fact, I could eat it until the cows come home.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
My relative said, "You can reach the fan if you raise your arms" I replied, "Of course, I always reach out to my fans.
Had to replace all the bulbs in the side table lamps. Then I had to replace the ones in my ceiling fan.
That was the highlight of my day.
I got tricked into buying a cooling fan that didn't work...
It was an air con.
I like jokes. But jokes about air conditioners?
I'm not a fan.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join.
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