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A blond was taking helicopter lessons.
The instructor said, "I'll radio you every 1000 feet to see how you're doing."
At 1000 feet, the instructor radioed her and said she was doing great.
At 2000 feet, he said she was still doing well.
Right before she got to 3000 feet, the propeller stopped, and she twirled to the ground.
The instructor ran to where she crash landed and pulled her out of the helicopter. "What went wrong?"
The blond said, "At 2500 feet, I started to get cold, so I turned the big fan off."
A wind turbine saw a solar panel at an energy convention. He leaned in and shouted, Hey, I’m a big fan!”
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire.
What is the difference between a Yankees fan and a dentist?
One roots for the Yanks, and the other yanks for the roots. OUCH.
Does Mr. Otterton listen to Gazelle? Yes he's a rabid fan.
What does a mom of a football fan hate the most?
A messi room.
I may not be the biggest football fan, but I love tight ends.
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
Why does water never laugh at jokes?
It isn’t a fan of dry humor.
How do you know your heart is your biggest fan?
It’s always so pumped for you.
I’ve always liked one-liners. That’s why I’m a fan of monorails.
I’ve always liked one-liners. That’s why I’m a fan of monorails.