Jokes > Tags > Exercise Jokes

Exercise Jokes

Jokes For Women
How do males exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
Birthday Puns
Birthday candles donโ€™t exercise because they burn out too quickly!
Funny Health Quotes
"I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor"- Joan Rivers
"If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigeratir are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all"- Joey Adams
โ€œThe only exercise Iโ€™ve done this month is running out of money"
Mouth Puns
What is your mouthโ€™s favorite exercise?
Burpees.
Coffee Puns
What's a barista's favorite exercise at the gym? The French press.
Band Puns
What kind of music group only makes songs for exercise programs?
A sweatband.
Funny Aging Quotes
"To get back to my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable." - Oscar Wilde
"Thereโ€™s a reason why forty, fifty, and sixty donโ€™t look the way they used to and itโ€™s not because of feminism, or better living through exercise. Itโ€™s because of hair dye." Nora Ephron
One Liners and Short Jokes
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโ€™m doing.
Juice Puns
My doctor recommended exercise to slim down as well as some orange juice for vitamins
Itโ€™s the weight and C approach I guess.
Medieval Puns
Why didn't the medieval farmers harvest flowers to make tea?
It would have been an exercise in feudal-lily-tea.
Nuts Puns
What do you call a nut that is crazy about exercise? A health nut.
Koala Puns
What is a koalaโ€™s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
Want to start your day laughing? Register to our Daily Joke!
Did you mean:
Continue With: Facebook Google
By continuing, you agree to our T&C and Privacy Policy
Contact us | Help | About us | Terms | Privacy policy | Categories | Archive | Collections