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Funny Health Quotes
"I like long walks, especially when they're taken by people who annoy me"- Fred Allen.
Funny Money Quotes
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
“Women prefer men who have something tender about them – especially the legal kind." ~Kay Ingram
Garden Puns
Over quarantine, I’ve really gotten into gardening. I am especially enamored with growing chard varieties. So much so I’ve written a book of poems about their taproots.
I hope to one day be recognized as the beet poet of our generation!
Grass Puns
During the flood, most of our garden was underwater. I felt especially bad for the grass - it must have been grass-ping for air.
Dog Puns
What do you call a cold dog?
A pup-sicle. Better steer clear, especially if he’s fur-ocious… don’t want him to give you frost-bite.
Funny Animal Quotes
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
“Always respect Mother Nature. Especially when she weighs 400 pounds and is guarding her baby.”

- James Rollins.
Puns
A new car has been launched especially for American cowboys
The Audi Partner.
Italy Puns
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
Funny Parenting Quotes
"If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, keep away from children." – Susan Savannah
Basketball Puns
It is not uncommon for elephants to start a stampede. Especially if they want to play for the Chargers.
Color Puns
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
Quotes
“I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.”
Noel Coward
Funny Work Quotes
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
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