How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice! How is a man like a used car? Both are easy to get, cheap, and unreliable!
I just asked my husband if he remembers what today is... Scaring men is easy.
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
A lady sees a cowboy and says "are you really a cowboy?" The cowboy says "why yes mame, born and raised right here in Montana and have worked on the ranch since I was knee high to a pup."

The woman says " I've always wondered why cowboys always wear those big hats." The wide brim keeps the sun off'aya when it's hot and the rain off'aya when it rain'n."

"Why do you all wear vests?" Well mame, it keeps ya warm when it's cold but it leaves your arms free for rope'n and work'n."

"What about the chaps? " "They keep the burrs and brambles off'a ya."

She says "that all makes perfect sense, but what I don't understand is why you'd wear tennis shoes."

"Aww, that's easy, that's so folks don't mistake us for TRUCKERS!"
What's an egg's favorite movie?
Over Easy Rider.
Becoming a space pilot is not easy. It requires a good altitude.
He says to the doctor, "Help me Doc, what's the matter with me?"
The doctor replies, "That's easy. You're not eating properly."
Limericks I cannot compose,
With noxious smells in my nose.
But this one was easy,
I only felt queasy,
Because I was sniffing my toes.
My doctor told me that his job is easy because he can heal all of his patients with trigonometry.
He has a sinecure.
A man goes to the Doctor with a banana in one ear, a carrot in the other ear and a cucumber up his nose. “What’s wrong with me doc?” He asks.
“It’s easy, you're not eating properly.” the doctors replies.
I wouldn’t say it’s easy living with erectile dysfunction.
But it’s not hard.
Haikus are easy.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
It's really easy to learn white water kayaking
You just go with the flow.
What's easy to get into but hard to get out of? Trouble
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.