Dressed

There was a Young Person of Crete,
Whose toilette was far from complete;
She dressed in a sack,
Spickle-speckled with black,
That ombliferous person of Crete.
My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman for Halloween, told me that I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed.
After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to lack of evidence.
Why are gay men so well dressed?
They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing.
Did you hear about the train that dressed up for Halloween?
It became a fright train.
What did the bear say when her date showed up too early?
I’ll be out in a minute, I’m bearly dressed.
I dressed up as bacon for halloween.
To say the least, i was looking pretty CRISP.
My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed.
“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.”
Thomas A. Edison
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire.
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle? A tire.
What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside? A banana dressed up as a cucumber !
What do you call an owl dressed in armor?
A knight owl.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.