Dressed

There was a Young Person of Crete,
Whose toilette was far from complete;
She dressed in a sack,
Spickle-speckled with black,
That ombliferous person of Crete.
What do you call an owl dressed in armor?
A knight owl.
What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside? A banana dressed up as a cucumber !
My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman for Halloween, told me that I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed.
After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to lack of evidence.
Why are gay men so well dressed?
They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing.
I dressed up as bacon for halloween.
To say the least, i was looking pretty CRISP.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.”
Thomas A. Edison
My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed.
What did the bear say when her date showed up too early?
I’ll be out in a minute, I’m bearly dressed.
Did you hear about the train that dressed up for Halloween?
It became a fright train.
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire.
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle? A tire.