Dressed Jokes

“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” – Thomas Edison
why did the spoon show up dressed as a knife ?
Invitation said to look sharp.
All dressed up and nowhere to grow.
All dressed up and nowhere to grow.
Spent the whole day running around dressed as a zombie. I’m dead on my feet.
I may be dressed as a vampire tonihgt, but if you play your cards right you might be the one sucking
I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.
Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you’re giving me wood.
"When your “mom voice” is so loud even the neighbors brush their teeth and get dressed." - Unknown
I may be dressed as a vampire tonihgt, but if you play your cards right you might be the one sucking
I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.
Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you’re giving me wood.
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
I invited a turkey over for dinner. He was very late for dinner – when I asked him about it, he said he was busy getting dressed.
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