Dressed Jokes

A man goes into a Chinese restaurant and sees people dressed like vikings
"Excuse me, ladies and gentleman. I am a well traveled man and the atmosphere of my excursions must be perfect. I must kindly ask you to leave."
A big, muscular man dressed in Viking armor walked up to the man and said
"Norway"
Spent the whole day running around dressed as a zombie. I’m dead on my feet.
Julius Caesar
Was a well dressed romaine.
I invited a turkey over for dinner. He was very late for dinner – when I asked him about it, he said he was busy getting dressed.
why did the spoon show up dressed as a knife ?
Invitation said to look sharp.
"When your “mom voice” is so loud even the neighbors brush their teeth and get dressed." - Unknown
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
All dressed up and nowhere to grow.
All dressed up and nowhere to grow.
I may be dressed as a vampire tonihgt, but if you play your cards right you might be the one sucking
I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.
Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you’re giving me wood.
“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” – Thomas Edison
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