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Funny Animal Quotes
โ€œSaving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.โ€ โ€“ Winston Churchill
Garden Puns
A man walks into a flower shop "I'd like some flowers please."
"Certainly, Sir. What did you have in mind?"
He shrugs "Well I'm not sure, I uh, I uh, I uh..."
"Perhaps I could help. What exactly have you done?"
God made rainy days, so gardeners could get the housework done.
Garden Quotes
"The philosopher who said that work well done never needs doing over never weeded a garden."
- Ray D. Everson
Tableware Puns
How do you make garlic toast? Lift your glass and talk about the wonderful things it has done.
Food Quotes
โ€œI want to tell you about the "sausage principle." The theory says, "If you love something, never try to find out how it is done."โ€
โ€• Unknown
Nuts Puns
Why was the backstroke done by the squirrel?
โ€œThe squirrel preferred to maintain his nuts dry.โ€
Funny Work Quotes
โ€œSaving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.โ€ โ€“ Winston Churchill
โ€œNothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldnโ€™t be done.โ€ โ€“ Sam Ewing
โ€œMost of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.โ€ โ€” Peter Drucker
Funny Health Quotes
โ€œThe only exercise Iโ€™ve done this month is running out of money"
"To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times." โ€”Mark Twain
Friendship Quotes
โ€œYou can always tell a real friend: when youโ€™ve made a fool of yourself he doesnโ€™t feel youโ€™ve done a permanent job.โ€
โ€“ Laurence J. Peter
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"Why should I do anything for posterity? What has posterity ever done for me?"
Fairy Puns
A fairy appears in front of an old man.
"For the good things you've done in your life, I grant you three wishes!"

The old man squints and asks: "Can you speak up a bit? My hearing isn't the best anymore..."

The fairy replies: "SURE! YOU HAVE TWO WISHES!"
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