Doing Jokes

If you think a meteor is hard, you should see what you are doing to my missile.
"The philosopher who said that work well done never needs doing over never weeded a garden."
- Ray D. Everson
“I have to excercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing."- Marsha Doble.
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
My local garden center is doing buy one, get one free on manure. Don’t sniff at this offer.
Sherlock Holmes was doing some gardening, Watson asked what he was planting. He replied “A lemon tree, my dear Watson”.
The nectarine academic is doing a Ph.D. in 'Peach and Language Psychology' from the University of Georgia.
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
A monster terrorized a village.
He kept doing it ogre and ogre again...
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
What do spiritual gnomes say when doing yoga? Gnom-aste.
Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, even though I should.
"When I was young, I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties, I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then, and I’m labeled senile." - George Burns
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