Doing Jokes

"When I was young, I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties, I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then, and I’m labeled senile." - George Burns
If you think a meteor is hard, you should see what you are doing to my missile.
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
What do spiritual gnomes say when doing yoga? Gnom-aste.
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
The nectarine academic is doing a Ph.D. in 'Peach and Language Psychology' from the University of Georgia.
A monster terrorized a village.
He kept doing it ogre and ogre again...
Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, even though I should.
ā€œI have to excercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing."- Marsha Doble.
My local garden center is doing buy one, get one free on manure. Don’t sniff at this offer.
Sherlock Holmes was doing some gardening, Watson asked what he was planting. He replied ā€œA lemon tree, my dear Watsonā€.
"The philosopher who said that work well done never needs doing over never weeded a garden."
- Ray D. Everson
What did the mama nut say to her son?
ā€œIf I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.ā€
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
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