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Nuts Puns
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
Funny Health Quotes
“I have to excercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing."- Marsha Doble.
Gnome Puns
What do spiritual gnomes say when doing yoga? Gnom-aste.
Garden Quotes
"The philosopher who said that work well done never needs doing over never weeded a garden."
- Ray D. Everson
Are You Pick Up Lines
Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, even though I should.
Orange Puns
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
Funny Aging Quotes
"When I was young, I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties, I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then, and I’m labeled senile." - George Burns
Ogre Puns
A monster terrorized a village.
He kept doing it ogre and ogre again...
Peach Puns
The nectarine academic is doing a Ph.D. in 'Peach and Language Psychology' from the University of Georgia.
Halloween Pick Up Lines
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
Garden Puns
My local garden center is doing buy one, get one free on manure. Don’t sniff at this offer.
Sherlock Holmes was doing some gardening, Watson asked what he was planting. He replied “A lemon tree, my dear Watson”.
Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Space Pick Up Lines
If you think a meteor is hard, you should see what you are doing to my missile.
4th of July Pick Up Lines
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
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