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Dog to Waiter: Are there any bones in this?

Waiter to Dog: Yes sir, why’s that?

Dog to Waiter: Because I really dig them!
What is a dog’s favorite pick-up line?
You must be my backyard… because I dig you
What do you call a dog that likes to dig up bones?
A barkeologist.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
You want to hear the best rock puns? Give me a moment and I’ll dig something up.
You want to hear the best rock puns?
Give me a moment and I’ll dig something up.
I dig you a hole lot.