Credit Jokes

Why doesn’t the squirrel accept cash or credit at his store? Because it only accepts cash.
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
I used my credit card to buy 1-ply toilet paper.
And now I'm paying for it.
What did the energy company’s CEO credit her success to?
A series of strategic power moves.
Why did the credit card go to jail? It was guilty as charged.
“Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won’t be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.” -Henny Youngman
“The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.”
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"I don't share blame. I don't share credit. And I don't share desserts"
– Beverly Sills
An Australian chess player went into a restaurant and ordered food. After having his food , the waiter asked him "Cash or Credit , Sir?"
He said "Cheque , mate."
"The world is divided into people who do things–and people who get the credit."
~ Dwight Morrow
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Why is Christmas just like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Where do vegetables keep their money?
In the credit onion.
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
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