Credit

What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card? Go on a shopping brie.
Where do vegetables keep their money?
In the credit onion.
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Why is Christmas just like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
An Australian chess player went into a restaurant and ordered food. After having his food , the waiter asked him "Cash or Credit , Sir?"
He said "Cheque , mate."
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
How do you stop a bear from charging?
Take away its credit cards.
“The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.”
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What did the energy company’s CEO credit her success to?
A series of strategic power moves.