Cost Jokes

I would have gone to space, but the cost is astronomical!
Why was the bouncy castle so expensive? Due to the cost of inflation.
"You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake." – Bob Hope
I thought swimming with the dolphins was expensive, but swimming with the sharks cost me an arm and a leg!
Why does it cost $1 to use the urinal at the Department of Homeland Security?
If you pee something, pay something.
I thought swimming with the dolphins was expensive, but swimming with the sharks cost me an arm and a leg!
How much does it cost to fly Santa’s sleigh?
About 9 bucks.
What is the main difference between men and boys? Men's toys cost more.
I didn't get this "World's Greatest Dad" mug for nothing.
It cost $14.99
How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?
It's a buccaneer
Belize me, baby, I will Peru'v my love for you at any Cost.
“You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.”
― Unknown
“Education cost money. But then again so does ignorance.” – Sir Claus Moser
Dr. Frankenstein just placed an order on Amazon.
It wasn't expensive, but I imagine the shipping cost him an arm and a leg.
Why are big boats called "Yachts"?
Because they cost "Yachts of money".
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