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Cost Jokes

Puns
Why was the bouncy castle so expensive? Due to the cost of inflation.
Space Puns
I would have gone to space, but the cost is astronomical!
Food Quotes
“You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.”
― Unknown
Boat Puns
Why are big boats called "Yachts"?
Because they cost "Yachts of money".
Funny Work Quotes
“Education cost money. But then again so does ignorance.” – Sir Claus Moser
Shark Puns
I thought swimming with the dolphins was expensive, but swimming with the sharks cost me an arm and a leg!
Deer Puns
How much does it cost to fly Santa’s sleigh?
About 9 bucks.
Dolphin Puns
I thought swimming with the dolphins was expensive, but swimming with the sharks cost me an arm and a leg!
Ear Puns
How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?
It's a buccaneer
Travel Pick Up Lines
Belize me, baby, I will Peru'v my love for you at any Cost.
Funny Aging Quotes
"You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake." – Bob Hope
Frankenstein Puns
Dr. Frankenstein just placed an order on Amazon.
It wasn't expensive, but I imagine the shipping cost him an arm and a leg.
Tableware Puns
I didn't get this "World's Greatest Dad" mug for nothing.
It cost $14.99
Jokes For Women
What is the main difference between men and boys? Men's toys cost more.
Toilet Puns
Why does it cost $1 to use the urinal at the Department of Homeland Security?
If you pee something, pay something.
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