Cost Jokes

I would have gone to space, but the cost is astronomical!
Why are big boats called "Yachts"?
Because they cost "Yachts of money".
How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?
It's a buccaneer
Why does it cost $1 to use the urinal at the Department of Homeland Security?
If you pee something, pay something.
Belize me, baby, I will Peru'v my love for you at any Cost.
"You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake." – Bob Hope
How much does it cost to fly Santa’s sleigh?
About 9 bucks.
Why was the bouncy castle so expensive? Due to the cost of inflation.
“Education cost money. But then again so does ignorance.” – Sir Claus Moser
Dr. Frankenstein just placed an order on Amazon.
It wasn't expensive, but I imagine the shipping cost him an arm and a leg.
I thought swimming with the dolphins was expensive, but swimming with the sharks cost me an arm and a leg!
I didn't get this "World's Greatest Dad" mug for nothing.
It cost $14.99
What is the main difference between men and boys? Men's toys cost more.
“You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.”
― Unknown
I thought swimming with the dolphins was expensive, but swimming with the sharks cost me an arm and a leg!
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