Cost Jokes

Dr. Frankenstein just placed an order on Amazon.
It wasn't expensive, but I imagine the shipping cost him an arm and a leg.
How much does it cost to fly Santa’s sleigh?
About 9 bucks.
How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?
It's a buccaneer
Why does it cost $1 to use the urinal at the Department of Homeland Security?
If you pee something, pay something.
“Education cost money. But then again so does ignorance.” – Sir Claus Moser
I thought swimming with the dolphins was expensive, but swimming with the sharks cost me an arm and a leg!
I thought swimming with the dolphins was expensive, but swimming with the sharks cost me an arm and a leg!
Why was the bouncy castle so expensive? Due to the cost of inflation.
Belize me, baby, I will Peru'v my love for you at any Cost.
What is the main difference between men and boys? Men's toys cost more.
“You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.”
― Unknown
Why are big boats called "Yachts"?
Because they cost "Yachts of money".
"You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake." – Bob Hope
I didn't get this "World's Greatest Dad" mug for nothing.
It cost $14.99
I would have gone to space, but the cost is astronomical!
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