Complete

I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.
It's a complete rip-off.
Was the koala able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon? Bearly.
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure?
A complete waist of time.
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
Two European frogs discuss their ancestry
"So, are you a complete french frog?"

"No. I'm a tad-pole."
Exasperated, I threw my hands up in the air and shouted at my wife, "I'm not a complete idiot!" She smiled at me and purred, "I know honey."
"Some parts are missing."
A recent finding by statisticians shows the average human has one breast and one testicle.
The world’s population is split sort of evenly between men and women, making the average human part male, part female, and a complete pain to shop for.