Complete Jokes

What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure?
A complete waist of time.
Call me miles because I want you to complete me every round.
A recent finding by statisticians shows the average human has one breast and one testicle.
The world’s population is split sort of evenly between men and women, making the average human part male, part female, and a complete pain to shop for.
Two European frogs discuss their ancestry
"So, are you a complete french frog?"

"No. I'm a tad-pole."
Was the koala able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon? Bearly.
After Jesus's trial was complete, he asked the Roman soldier closest to him what was going to happen next.
"I don't know. I'll keep you posted."
Exasperated, I threw my hands up in the air and shouted at my wife, "I'm not a complete idiot!" She smiled at me and purred, "I know honey."
"Some parts are missing."
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
Anybody who can complete tasks atop the surface of their lower kitchen cabinets is...
counter productive.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.
It's a complete rip-off.
You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
After Jesus's trial was complete, he asked the Roman soldier closest to him what was going to happen next.
"I don't know. I'll keep you posted."
I bought a complete set of kitchen utensils off an infomercial. I was frustrated that there was nothing to mix my eggs...
...but to be fair, they did say it was whisk-free offer.
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