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Communicate Jokes

Vegetable Puns
My friend Jack claims that he can communicate with vegetables.
Jack and the beans talk.
Pun Puns
How do knights communicate?
They use chain mail.
Ocean Puns
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line!
Viking Puns
How do you communicate with the spirit of a Viking warrior?
With a Nor-Ouija board.
Phone Puns
How does a pirate communicate? With his aye phone.
Turtle Puns
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
Anti Jokes
What did one ant say to the other ant? Nothing, ants communicate by pheromones, not speech.
Dolphin Puns
Why did the scientist use a drink container to communicate with dolphins?
Because a bottle knows dolphin.
Ancient Egypt Puns
In ancient Egypt, how did insects communicate?
Pharaoh moans
Fishing Puns
How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line!
Fish Puns
How do you communicate with a fish?
Drop him a line.
One Liners for Kids
How do spiders communicate? Through the World Wide Web.
How do you communicate with a fish? Drop him a line!
Puns
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
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