Communicate Jokes

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line!
How do knights communicate?
They use chain mail.
My friend Jack claims that he can communicate with vegetables.
Jack and the beans talk.
How does a pirate communicate? With his aye phone.
How do spiders communicate? Through the World Wide Web.
How do you communicate with a fish? Drop him a line!
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
How do you communicate with the spirit of a Viking warrior?
With a Nor-Ouija board.
Why did the scientist use a drink container to communicate with dolphins?
Because a bottle knows dolphin.
What did one ant say to the other ant? Nothing, ants communicate by pheromones, not speech.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
In ancient Egypt, how did insects communicate?
Pharaoh moans
How do you communicate with a fish?
Drop him a line.
How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line!
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