Choose Jokes

My boyfriend asked me if I wanted a threesome which of his friends I'd choose.
I shouldn't have named two.
If I ever get drafted into the Navy, and they make me choose what boat to get on.
I would just say frig it.
How does a bomb choose not to go off?
It refuses.
“I don’t have a lot of friends but I have the best friends because I choose quality over quantity.”
— Unknown
“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
— Unknown
Girl, are you a train? Because I choo choo choose you.
Why did it take dad an hour to choose which skin cream to buy?
He didn't want to make a rash decision.
“Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.”

- Phyllis Diller.
"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your retirement home."- Phyllis Diller
Which venue did all the vegetables choose to open their fighting club in? An onion ring!
What is age, but something to count?
Some people fight it, like climbing a mount.
I choose to live, with dignity and grace,
And offer a drink, to all in this place.

(Julie Hebert)
I will never have the audacity to choose a career path for my children.
It's their responsibility to choose which Medical School they'll graduate from.
When it comes to seasonal drinks, more and more are converting to the church of pumpkin spice,
but I choose to remain eggnogstic.
“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” — Bill Gates
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
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