Caused Jokes

You just caused a heat wave.
I dropped a bottle of ketchup on my foot.
It caused immense pain to ma toes.
What caused the airline to go bankrupt? Runway inflation.
What do gnome allergy sufferers call a reaction caused by daisy-like flowers?
An aster-risk.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
Corona virus has caused our local supermarket to sell out of pasta.
All because of a fusilli people.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Did you hear about the spoon? It caused quite a stir!
Took my giant spoon to my cooking class last night. It caused quite a stir.
Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents.
There was an Old Person of Prague,
Who was suddenly seized with the Plague;
But they gave his some butter,
Which caused him to mutter,
And cured that Old Person of Prague.
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
How did they punish the longshoreman whose improper ship mooring caused the destruction of a pier?
They docked his pay.
A lorry load of pears has crashed on the motorway. It’s caused a huge jam.
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