Caused Jokes

There was an Old Person of Prague,
Who was suddenly seized with the Plague;
But they gave his some butter,
Which caused him to mutter,
And cured that Old Person of Prague.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
How did they punish the longshoreman whose improper ship mooring caused the destruction of a pier?
They docked his pay.
Did you hear about the spoon? It caused quite a stir!
Took my giant spoon to my cooking class last night. It caused quite a stir.
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
I dropped a bottle of ketchup on my foot.
It caused immense pain to ma toes.
You just caused a heat wave.
What caused the airline to go bankrupt? Runway inflation.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Corona virus has caused our local supermarket to sell out of pasta.
All because of a fusilli people.
A lorry load of pears has crashed on the motorway. It’s caused a huge jam.
There once was a Scott named McAmeter
With a tool of prodigious diameter
'Twas not his size
That caused such surprise
'Twas his rhythm - iambic pentameter.
What do gnome allergy sufferers call a reaction caused by daisy-like flowers?
An aster-risk.
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