A lorry load of pears has crashed on the motorway. It’s caused a huge jam.
There was an Old Person of Prague,
Who was suddenly seized with the Plague;
But they gave his some butter,
Which caused him to mutter,
And cured that Old Person of Prague.
How did they punish the longshoreman whose improper ship mooring caused the destruction of a pier?
They docked his pay.
There once was a Scott named McAmeter
With a tool of prodigious diameter
'Twas not his size
That caused such surprise
'Twas his rhythm - iambic pentameter.
What caused the airline to go bankrupt? Runway inflation.
Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
Corona virus has caused our local supermarket to sell out of pasta.
All because of a fusilli people.
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration, a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?