Burn

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he ate his soup before it was cool.
Does a pink candle burn longer than a blue one?
No, they both burn shorter!
If a person would have several friends,
here's the thing upon which it depends;
are you willing to share
when there isn't much there
and burn up your day from both ends.

(By Steve Mckee)
Does a green candle burn longer than a pink candle? No they both burn shorter.
Birthday candles don’t exercise because they burn out too quickly!
Why did the hipster burn his lips?
He ate his pizza before it was cool.
My therapist told me that a great way to let go of your anger is to write letters to people you hate and then burn them. I did that and I feel much better but I'm wondering... do I keep the letters?
After Stalin died, he met the angel of death. The angel explained to Stalin he can only send him to hell but he lets him to choose which hell.
"Do you prefer to burn in a capitalist hell or a communist hell?" It asks him.
I choose the communist one because there will surely be a shortage of coal.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.