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Burn Jokes

Flamingo Puns
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
Sports Pick Up Lines
I know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories an hour...
Cosmetics Puns
What's the difference between sanitizer and moisturizer?
One will burn your eyes, the other will moisturize.
Funny Limericks
If a person would have several friends,
here's the thing upon which it depends;
are you willing to share
when there isn't much there
and burn up your day from both ends.

(By Steve Mckee)
Kitchen Puns
Cooking a Hawaiian pizza and don't want to burn it?
Be sure to cook it at aloha temperature.
Food Pick Up Lines
You must be one spicy dish because you're making my heart burn.
Mouth Puns
How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He ate his food before it was cool.
April Fools Jokes
This April fools, I decided to swipe right on only the ugly people on Tinder and then burn them.
Still no matches.
Nuts Puns
I once saw a guy burn to death after nutting
“He cumbusted”
Pizza Puns
Why did the hipster burn his lips?
He ate his pizza before it was cool.
Tea Puns
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
One Liners and Short Jokes
My therapist told me that a great way to let go of your anger is to write letters to people you hate and then burn them. I did that and I feel much better but I'm wondering... do I keep the letters?
Birthday Puns
Does a green candle burn longer than a pink candle? No they both burn shorter.
Birthday candles don’t exercise because they burn out too quickly!
Birthday Jokes
Does a pink candle burn longer than a blue one?
No, they both burn shorter!
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