The medieval king was very excited when the engineer told him that he could get him a castle at very little price. Turns out, the engineer indeed built a castle but it was a bouncy one.

Hair Puns

When my great-grandad went bald, he built a machine to weave himself a wig out of yarn. He then gave it to my grandad, who then gave it to my dad - and one day, it will be mine.
It’s our family hair loom.

Ancient Rome Puns

I think if Rome hadn't been built on a hill...
..it wouldn't have had such a fast decline.

Sports Pick Up Lines

I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.

History Puns

When my teacher asked me if I knew who built the ark in History class, I answered, "I have Noah idea!"

King Arthur's Round Table was built by Sir Cumference.

Brain Puns

My friend built an aromatherapy vaporiser with a built-in brain scanner
Seems a bit out there, but makes scents when you think about it.

Marriage Puns

He named the street he built after his wife.
It was very apt, as she was cold, hard, cracked and only got ploughed around Christmas.

Friendship Quotes

“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.”
— Unknown

Sink Puns

I bought a larger sink with a built in subwoofer.
My current one doesn't have enough basin.

Computer Puns

Does your computer constantly and annoyingly have tons of updates to install?
Of course it does. Software needs to get better over a number of years and you can't rush the progress.

Chrome wasn't built in a day.

Puns

I built an electric fence around my property yesterday.
My neighbor is dead against it.

Frankenstein Puns

How did Dr. Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
On a piece rate.

Laundry Puns

I just built a car out of a washing machine.
I’ll be taking it for a spin later.

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