Bought

I bought a pumpkin for Halloween but it was broken
So i had to get a pumpkin patch.
For my wife's birthday, I bought her some beads for her abacus
It's the little things that count.
For my wife's birthday, I bought her some beads for her abacus
It's the little things that count.
I just bought my friend a mini fridge for his birthday
I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
What did the cowboy say when he bought a yo yo.
This ain't my first yo yo!
I bought a dog off a blacksmith today.
As soon as I got it home it made a bolt for the door.
My dad hates the ocean, but the other day he bought a boat.
He never could resist a good sail.
My wife asked me why I bought a pear tree.
I told her "what, you told me to grow a pear."
A Difference in Prizes
A Difference in Prizes Bubba and Billy Bob were known for having quite a bit below the average smarts around Little Rock. One day, in the Little Rock Walmart, they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They each bought five tickets at a dollar a pop. The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize. Billy Bob won 1st place - a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra long spaghetti. Bubba won 6th prize - a toilet brush. About a week or so had passed when the men met back at Walmart. Bubba asked Billy Bob how he liked his prize, to which Billy Bob replied, "Great!, I love spaghetti!" Billy Bob asked Bubba, "How 'bout you, how's the toilet brush? "Not so good," replied Bubba, "I reckon I'm gonna switch back to paper."
I bought a second hand time machine the other day.
They don't make them like they're going to.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
My wife bought me an expensive umbrella and she’s been holding it over my head ever since.
I bought a bunch of antique spears online, but they arrived without their spear heads.
I got shafted.
My horoscope said I was going to get my heart broken in 12 years time.
So I bought a puppy to cheer myself up!
Mike Tyson bought a yacht and immediately wrecked it.
Who woulda thunk it?
A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity. So, I returned it to the store. They gave me another one free of charge.”