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What's the difference between a bipolar person and a loft full of lemons?
One's a bit erratic and the other's a bitter attic.
Hermit crabs’ house phones were always shell phones

My two pet crabs have very different personalities. One is always in a good mood, but the other can be a bit of a grump.
Their names are crabA and crabB
The Doctor could tell right away the bucket was sick.
It was looking a bit pale.
The Queen of the Nile was said to always show a bit of leg...
but Nefertiti.
Can you make a space pun? Yeah I can but I need a little bit of time to planet.
How did the blind guy from Denver enjoy a bit of apres skiing on Lookout Mountain during the last white-out?
He brought along his skiing-eye dog.
My friend built an aromatherapy vaporiser with a built-in brain scanner
Seems a bit out there, but makes scents when you think about it.
My last chess game went a bit medieval.
We both went for the castle.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy.
A bit late but here goes anyway: what do you call the elf who checks Santa's grammar?
A subordinate claus!
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
The weatherman said it might get a bit drizzly outside.
You can expect a Lil’ Wayne.
Why couldn’t the oak tree make friends? All of the other trees thought that he was a bit shady.
"Straight ahead for a bit then there's a sharp left, so take it slowly." I said.
"The screen is for MY benefit, Mr. Anderson," said the doctor, "and this isn't my first colonoscopy."