A man has found water while digging in his backyard. For many years, he used the water at home saving tons of money until one day, the water stopped flowing. So he dug a little bit further and found water again and used it for years until it also dried up. This time, he went further, brought a digging machine, and dug a deeper hole until he found water. Neighbors, annoyed by the noise, called the local sheriff who arrives to check what was happening in the backyard. The sheriff discovering the scene in the backyard says: "Well, well, well ... What have we got here?"
I was making a salad the other day, and I thought I heard a small red vegetable that was a bit like an onion whispering. Must have been a hoarse radish.
My son ate daffodil bulbs instead of onions But that's really serious! Is he in hospital?
Yes, he's still a bit yellow, but he should be coming out in the spring.
Happy Birthday, Old Buddy! Are you like me a bit? I let my mind wander, It didn't come back... But better over the hill... ...than under it.
People tend to compare aging to a bottle of wine. You find yourself a little stout and round, And dust may litter your behind. Like the grapes that create a fine wine, The fruits of your labor have become your wisom from age. Timeless and valued beyond compare, And the lable may need a bit of repair. But unlucky for you, None of this is true. I wish I could say something better, My friend, you have aged like cheddar.
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