Beat

My life-long rival just beat my record for deep-sea diving.
This is a new low.
What did one pirate say to the other when he beat him in chess.
Check matey!
Not to brag, but I beat the state chess champion in less than 5 moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
"You can't beat me."
Did you hear about the weekly poker game with Vasco de Gama, Christopher Columbus, Leif Erikson and Franciso Pizarro?
They can never seem to beat the straights of Magellan.
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat with one hand and said, "How do one armed mothers do it?" Without missing a beat I replied, "Single handedly."
A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

“Look!” she said. “I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me.”

So, for her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.
Why will the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch!
Why would the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch.
My childhood was like a game of chess.
My dad always beat me.
Chefs earn a meager celery, cumin home beat they just want to read the pepper and spend thyme with the kids.
When we put our two hearts together, we can’t be beat.
“I told you Doc!! I’ve got fatigue and my heart keeps skipping a beat! Why do you keep calling me a liar??
Doctor: “Sir, I’ll say it again, that’s A Fib!”