Battery

I don't agree with battery hens.
Surely they'd lay bigger eggs if they were plugged into the mains.
Did you hear about the geologist who went to jail?
He was charged with basalt and battery.
Just found two lumps on my car battery.
Got them tested, one came back positive. I hope it's not terminal.
Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested?
He was charged with battery.
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, you get arrested.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.