Battery

Just found two lumps on my car battery.
Got them tested, one came back positive. I hope it's not terminal.
Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested?
He was charged with battery.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, you get arrested.
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
Did you hear about the geologist who went to jail?
He was charged with basalt and battery.
I don't agree with battery hens.
Surely they'd lay bigger eggs if they were plugged into the mains.
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.