Banana Jokes

Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
Let’s make like a banana and split.
Q. Which country was founded by wild gorillas?
A. The Banana Republic.
Q. What do you call an entertaining gorilla eating a banana?
A. Ape peeling.
What did the banana do when it saw a gorilla? The banana split.
Why was the pear by himself? Because the banana split.
You must be a banana because I find you very a-peeling.
"What's with that fruit taped to your mouth?" the doctor asked. "Covid-19 prevention," the patient replied.
"You need a bandana, not a banana!"
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
My banana grandad got in an accident last year, he bruised like a peach!
Are you a banana? Because you're great at the splits.
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