Banana Jokes

Let’s make like a banana and split.
Baby, I badly wanted to be the drizzle to your banana and strawberries.
My banana grandad got in an accident last year, he bruised like a peach!
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
Q. Which country was founded by wild gorillas?
A. The Banana Republic.
Q. What do you call an entertaining gorilla eating a banana?
A. Ape peeling.
What did the banana do when it saw a gorilla? The banana split.
Baby, you wanna share a banana split? Split your legs and let me pop your cherry.
Let’s make like a banana and split.
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Are you a banana? Because you're great at the splits.
Do you work at a pie shop?
Cause you make my banana cream.
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