Banana Jokes

You must be a banana because I find you very a-peeling.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
Why was the pear by himself? Because the banana split.
Q. Which country was founded by wild gorillas?
A. The Banana Republic.
Q. What do you call an entertaining gorilla eating a banana?
A. Ape peeling.
What did the banana do when it saw a gorilla? The banana split.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
Are you a banana? Because you're great at the splits.
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
My banana grandad got in an accident last year, he bruised like a peach!
"What's with that fruit taped to your mouth?" the doctor asked. "Covid-19 prevention," the patient replied.
"You need a bandana, not a banana!"
Let’s make like a banana and split.
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