Baking Jokes

Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
What do vampires use when baking cakes?
Batter.
What do you get when you put Cola in an oven?
Baking soda.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?
Bicarbonate of Yoda
I bought this strange novelty baking pan shaped like Camelot.
I think I'll break it in by making a castlerole.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
I heard there are some fires near Greece
We’re gonna need a lot of baking soda.
What did the lemon juice say to the baking soda?
Ya basic!
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
Baking and Fire Safety can go hand-in-hand.
Stop, drop and roll
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