Babies

Why do owl babies take after their dad?
Like feather, like son.
Teaching babies to walk is hard, but you just have take it one step at a time.
It’s always a good idea to make friends with babies. That’s free cake once a year for a lifetime.
Do you know how many famous men and women were born on your birthday?
None, only babies.
Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.
What do you call babies with guns?
Infantry.
If a pink stork delivers girl babies and a blue stork delivers boy babies, what delivers no babies?
A swallow.
There was a young girl of Cape Cod
Who thought babies were fashioned by God,
But ’twas not the Almighty
Who hiked up her nightie –
‘Twas Roger, the lodger, by God!
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
I told my husband that the National Zoo's sloth bear gave birth but ate two of the three babies. He said "now she's guilty of 2 deadly sins: sloth and gluttony."
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.