Babies Jokes

Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
It’s always a good idea to make friends with babies. That’s free cake once a year for a lifetime.
Would you like me to carry your babies, or do I just swallow tonight?
Hey baby, I heard that rabbits, can make 150 babies a year, how many do you think we can make in an hour?
What do you call babies with guns?
Infantry.
“Parents of newborn babies are basically hostages in their own house with a severe case of Stockholm Syndrome.” – Nate Smith
“Parents of newborn babies are basically hostages in their own house with a severe case of Stockholm Syndrome.”

- Nate Smith.
Q. What did the mother doe name her new twin babies?
A. Bam B and Bam A.
Babies born March 31st are the easiest to prank on April Fool’s
They were literally born yesterday.
Chuck Norris can only have Chuck Norris as babies.
Because all of his genes are dominant.
Who brings the monsters their babies?
Frankenstork.
Why do owl babies take after their dad?
Like feather, like son.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
I told my husband that the National Zoo's sloth bear gave birth but ate two of the three babies. He said "now she's guilty of 2 deadly sins: sloth and gluttony."
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