Babies

Do you know how many famous men and women were born on your birthday?
None, only babies.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
Why do owl babies take after their dad?
Like feather, like son.
I told my husband that the National Zoo's sloth bear gave birth but ate two of the three babies. He said "now she's guilty of 2 deadly sins: sloth and gluttony."
There was a young girl of Cape Cod
Who thought babies were fashioned by God,
But ’twas not the Almighty
Who hiked up her nightie –
‘Twas Roger, the lodger, by God!
What do you call babies with guns?
Infantry.
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
It’s always a good idea to make friends with babies. That’s free cake once a year for a lifetime.
Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.
If a pink stork delivers girl babies and a blue stork delivers boy babies, what delivers no babies?
A swallow.
Teaching babies to walk is hard, but you just have take it one step at a time.