Babies Jokes

What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
“Parents of newborn babies are basically hostages in their own house with a severe case of Stockholm Syndrome.” – Nate Smith
“Parents of newborn babies are basically hostages in their own house with a severe case of Stockholm Syndrome.”

- Nate Smith.
I told my husband that the National Zoo's sloth bear gave birth but ate two of the three babies. He said "now she's guilty of 2 deadly sins: sloth and gluttony."
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
Chuck Norris can only have Chuck Norris as babies.
Because all of his genes are dominant.
Why do owl babies take after their dad?
Like feather, like son.
What do you call babies with guns?
Infantry.
Q. What did the mother doe name her new twin babies?
A. Bam B and Bam A.
It’s always a good idea to make friends with babies. That’s free cake once a year for a lifetime.
Teaching babies to walk is hard, but you just have take it one step at a time.
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
Who brings the monsters their babies?
Frankenstork.
Babies born March 31st are the easiest to prank on April Fool’s
They were literally born yesterday.
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