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I told my husband that the National Zoo's sloth bear gave birth but ate two of the three babies. He said "now she's guilty of 2 deadly sins: sloth and gluttony."
There once was a lady from Decatur
Who got laid by a large alligator.
But nobody knew
The result of that screw
Because after he laid her, he ate her.
There was a young maid from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass;
Not rounded and pink,
As you probably think –
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.
There once was a lady named Dot
Who lived off of pigshit and snot.
When she ran out of these
She ate the green cheese
That she grew on the sides of her twat.
there once was a man from leeds
who ate a packet of seeds
within the hour
his dick was a flour
and his balls were all covered in weeds.
I ate the exam paper
Which means that sooner or later I will pass the test
An extremely slim model, Miss Slater,
Was attacked by a croc and it ate 'er.
Said her trainer, Tough deal,
What a horrible meal,
We should throw it some greens and potater.
What did the priest say before he and his family ate their salad?
Lettuce pray.
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights.
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights.
Why don't turkeys like math?
Because when they added three to five...
They got Ate.
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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
Enough drumstics for a month.
I went to the Chinese buffet on crab leg night and ate my fill, but they kicked me out.
They said I was being too shellfish.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
After his teeth were cleaned, the werewolf ate the dentist.