Arrived

I bought a bunch of antique spears online, but they arrived without their spear heads.
I got shafted.
A man arrived to a gun fight with nothing other than a pencil and paper.
He then proceeded to draw his weapon.
A woman tried to order an exotic snake online, but was surprised to find that when the package arrived, it contained only feathered scarves.
o my friend Justin was late for the football game.
But that’s okay because he arrived Justin time for kickoff.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
A woman arrived at a party.
While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone.
She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen."
"That’s a beautiful name," he replied. "Is it a family name?"
"No," she replied. "As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most – cars and men. Therefore I chose 'Carmen'"
"What’s your name?” she asked.
He answered "B. J. Titsengolf."