Arrived

They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
I bought a bunch of antique spears online, but they arrived without their spear heads.
I got shafted.
A woman tried to order an exotic snake online, but was surprised to find that when the package arrived, it contained only feathered scarves.
o my friend Justin was late for the football game.
But that’s okay because he arrived Justin time for kickoff.
A man arrived to a gun fight with nothing other than a pencil and paper.
He then proceeded to draw his weapon.
A woman arrived at a party.
While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone.
She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen."
"That’s a beautiful name," he replied. "Is it a family name?"
"No," she replied. "As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most – cars and men. Therefore I chose 'Carmen'"
"What’s your name?” she asked.
He answered "B. J. Titsengolf."