Arrived Jokes

A woman tried to order an exotic snake online, but was surprised to find that when the package arrived, it contained only feathered scarves.
I've just arrived in Bulgaria. How is it? Sofia, so good.
What did the guest say when he arrived at the peanut butter’s dinner party?
“Nice spread!”
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
A man arrived to a gun fight with nothing other than a pencil and paper.
He then proceeded to draw his weapon.
o my friend Justin was late for the football game.
But that’s okay because he arrived Justin time for kickoff.
There was news of a snowstorm. It arrived white on time.
An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.
As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.

Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.

"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".
When I arrived onset on a cloudy, dreary day, too many actors had been hired for the small part...
It was overcast.
I bought a bunch of antique spears online, but they arrived without their spear heads.
I got shafted.
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
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