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“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
— Unknown
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
Why did the farmer decide not to buy an extra phone? It was because he already had one for onion rings.
“My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.” ~ Unknown
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
"My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already." —Milton Berle
“My daughters only six months old and already drawing. I’d hang it on the fridge, but honestly, its absolute garbage.” – Ryan Reynolds
The guests were already at the door and we realized we forgot to make dessert. As a last-minute resort, my wife took the skillet, spread some frosting on it and said,
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
“Never get married in college; it’s hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you’ve already made one mistake.”—Elbert Hubbard
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