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Alike Jokes

Fish Puns
What do you call two octopuses that look alike?
I-tentacle twins!
Computer Puns
The shark and the computer are so alike. They both have and use their megabytes.
Tree Puns
Why are bad knitters and Christmas trees alike? They both drop their needles.
Baseball Puns
How are ladies' baseball teams and cupcakes alike?
Both are delicious and depend on a good batter.
How are baseball umpires and angry chickens alike?
Both make fowl calls.
Wine Puns
"Great minds drink alike."
I hear you like wine, too. Grape minds think alike.
Food Quotes
“Love and sausage are alike. Can never have enough of either.”
— Trixie Koontz
Tableware Puns
It’s amazing how most jars look alike...
The resemblance is uncanny
One Liners and Short Jokes
Why are Me and China alike?
We both like to delete our history.
Biology Puns
How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
Ski Puns
How are snow boards and vacuum cleaners alike?
Both have dirt bags on board.
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