Alike

How are snow boards and vacuum cleaners alike?
Both have dirt bags on board.
How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
Why are bad knitters and Christmas trees alike? They both drop their needles.
Why are Me and China alike?
We both like to delete our history.
"Great minds drink alike."
I hear you like wine, too. Grape minds think alike.
What do you call two octopuses that look alike?
I-tentacle twins!
How are ladies' baseball teams and cupcakes alike?
Both are delicious and depend on a good batter.
How are baseball umpires and angry chickens alike?
Both make fowl calls.