Alike

How are ladies' baseball teams and cupcakes alike?
Both are delicious and depend on a good batter.
How are baseball umpires and angry chickens alike?
Both make fowl calls.
Why are Me and China alike?
We both like to delete our history.
Why are bad knitters and Christmas trees alike? They both drop their needles.
What do you call two octopuses that look alike?
I-tentacle twins!
How are snow boards and vacuum cleaners alike?
Both have dirt bags on board.
How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
"Great minds drink alike."
I hear you like wine, too. Grape minds think alike.