Alike Jokes

It’s amazing how most jars look alike...
The resemblance is uncanny
Why are bad knitters and Christmas trees alike? They both drop their needles.
How are snow boards and vacuum cleaners alike?
Both have dirt bags on board.
“Love and sausage are alike. Can never have enough of either.”
— Trixie Koontz
Why are Me and China alike?
We both like to delete our history.
The shark and the computer are so alike. They both have and use their megabytes.
What do you call two octopuses that look alike?
I-tentacle twins!
"Great minds drink alike."
I hear you like wine, too. Grape minds think alike.
How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
How are ladies' baseball teams and cupcakes alike?
Both are delicious and depend on a good batter.
How are baseball umpires and angry chickens alike?
Both make fowl calls.
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