What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.
What do you get when you have a bunch of moles acting like idiots?
A bunch of mole-asses
How do you know when a potato is in a bad mood? When they are acting salty
What do you call a person with a peg nose acting suspicious?
I remember when I was small and cool,
I was always playing truant from school.
My mum used to say,
"You'll regret it one day
When you grow up to become a fool."

Now I'm old; the damage is done.
How I wish I'd listened to Mum.
If I could turn back time,
I'd study hard and toe the line
Instead of acting foolish and dumb.

Now let that be a lesson to one and all
That life is more than just having a ball.
It was great having fun
When I was young,
But I wish I'd spent more time in the school hall.

(By John P. Read )