"Have a hoppy Easter."
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.