Easter Jokes

Why does everyone paint Easter Eggs? Because it is a lot easier than wallpapering them.
What kind of hat does a skeleton wear at Easter?
A Bone-et.
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
Easter and April Fools’ are on the same day this year.
For efficiency, send your kids to look for eggs that you haven’t hidden.
What did Jesus say when he rose from the dead on Easter Sunday?
April Fools! I'm not really dead!
In the spirit of Easter, I've hidden eggs around the appartment.
In the spirit of April Fools, I'm not telling my roommates.
Easter this year is April Fools Day
Just remember that so you don't fall for any crazy stories like people coming back from the dead.
Did you know the first Easter and ther first April Fools Day coincided as well?
The founder of both was a real trickster... He faked his own death!
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