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Bacon Puns
Why do communist hate bacon?
Because itโ€™s from capitalist pigs.
Corona Virus Jokes
Why did the Chinese communist party try to cover up the outbreak of the corona virus disease?
They were afraid not everyone could get it.
Monster Puns
What do you call a communist vampire?
A red blood count.
Why Did Others Cross the Road? One Liners
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
One Liners and Short Jokes
What did communists use before candles?
Electricity.
After Stalin died, he met the angel of death. The angel explained to Stalin he can only send him to hell but he lets him to choose which hell.
"Do you prefer to burn in a capitalist hell or a communist hell?" It asks him.
I choose the communist one because there will surely be a shortage of coal.
Vegetable Puns
What do you call a communist vegetable
a soviet onion.
Electricity Puns
What did Communists use to light their houses before candles? Electricity.
Violin Puns
What do you call a communist violin?
The second Fidel.
Clever Jokes
Why do Communists drink herbal tea?
Because proper tea is theft.
History Puns
My history teacher is a communist, so I made lots of references to the Soviet Union in my essay.
I got full marx.
Tea Puns
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
Family Puns
My communist grandparents hated each other, but still stayed married for more than 60 years.
It was a so-be-it union.
Onion Puns
What do you call a communist onion? You call it a red onion.
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