Communist Jokes

What do you call a communist violin?
The second Fidel.
My communist grandparents hated each other, but still stayed married for more than 60 years.
It was a so-be-it union.
After Stalin died, he met the angel of death. The angel explained to Stalin he can only send him to hell but he lets him to choose which hell.
"Do you prefer to burn in a capitalist hell or a communist hell?" It asks him.
I choose the communist one because there will surely be a shortage of coal.
What do you call a communist vampire?
A red blood count.
Why do communist hate bacon?
Because it’s from capitalist pigs.
My history teacher is a communist, so I made lots of references to the Soviet Union in my essay.
I got full marx.
What do you call a communist vegetable
a soviet onion.
Why did the Chinese communist party try to cover up the outbreak of the corona virus disease?
They were afraid not everyone could get it.
What do you call a communist onion? You call it a red onion.
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