A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago.
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here years ago."
“Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us think about the germs in our drinking water.
“However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all - and we all eat it. Can anyone here tell me what lethal product I'm referring to?”
“You, sir, in the first row, please give us your idea."
The man lowered his head, wiped away a tear and said: "Wedding cake."
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Joke: Wedding Decisions
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Joke: Mom and Dad's New Wife
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The last thing you’d expect from a Burlesque act is two French men and a set of frying pans. This video is too hilarious not to watch.
These Dumb Actions By People Will Leave You Aghast
Some people do things that simply leave you scratching your head - and make you laugh. Take a look at 22 pictures of the dumbest actions you'll ever see.
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Hilarious: He Just Wants to Cancel His Flight. Good Luck.
Anyone who's tried canceling a flight will relate to this hilarious SNL skecth.
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An enormous collection of terrible design and construction mistakes.
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Sometimes, the objects around us can play dress up or hide in plain sight. What do we mean by that? These photos capture it perfectly!
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Someone in Colorado is putting hilariously punny road signs, and we can’t stop laughing!
The Funny Side of Aging, One Saying at a Time!
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The Funny Difference Between Male & Female Brains
If you're a man, or if you're a woman, you will probably find this video compilation utterly hilarious.
14 Fun Puns for Readers Who Love Language
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The Cartoons That Perfectly Sum Up Modern Life!
We live in a crazy world! Here are 11 cartoons that perfectly illustrate the absurdities of the modern world.
These Child Letters to God are Both Touching and Hilarious
The letters these kids write are astounding.
14 Times DIY Projects Went Off the Rails—Badly
These 14 hilarious DIY catastrophes will make you laugh out loud.
10 Funny Photos Taken Just 1 Second Before Utter Disaster
These hilarious photos were taken just a few moments before “tragedy” struck someone.
Enjoy Lively Laughs from the Cartoon Nostalgia Vault!
If you're looking for a good laugh, then these snarky vintage illustrations by artist Anne Taitor have certainly got your covered!
When Fast Food Signs Were Funnier Than Expected - 16 Pics
Get ready to smile, because these fast food signs are here to serve up laughs alongside fries and burgers.
15 Times Dogs Behaved Exactly Like Cats and it’s Hilarious
Meet the hilariously cute dogs who ended inadvertently behaving like cats…
Doormats That Greet Guests With a Sense of Humor
Amuse your guests with these ridiculously creative door mats.
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Simon's Cat Makes Us Laugh Again In: The Staircase!
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Classic Comedy: Don't EVER Let Mr. Bean Cut Your Hair...
Another hilarious scene from the beloved Mr. Bean. This time, he's decided to go to the barber's...
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Classic Comedy: That's Not How You Use Glue, Mrs. Brown!
Mrs. Brown is one of the funniest characters to ever grace the television screen, and when she makes a sticky mistake, you won't stop laughing.
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This Rude Prank Will Have You Screaming With Laughter!
When the a gag team sets up a secret love affair between a priest and a couple of nuns, the resulting chaos that ensues will make you scream with laughter!
The Funniest Grocery Shopping Memes We Saw This Month
10 witty and funny shopping memes that get encapsulate the grocery shopping experience to a T.
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WATCH: Man Ditches "Pregnant" Wife In Hilarious Prank
A man pretends to ditch his "pregnant" wife for another woman in this hilarious prank. Watch the video to see the hilarious expressions on bystanders' faces.
22 Funny Observations Made Around the World...
22 hilarious photos that show that some stereotypes about certain places do have a little bit of truth to them. Rude to some, amusing to others, we present to you our selection of best “Meanwhile, in…” photos.
Lighthearted Moments of Workplace Mishap
The foolishness that these workers exhibit is unbelievable but hilarious!
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The Simon's Cat Guide of What Will Make Your Cat Happy
Watch the Simon's Cat guide on what makes for a happy cat.
Laugh Out Loud at These 18 Ridiculous Newspaper Headlines
Here are 18 of the worst (and funniest) newspaper headlines ever printed.
The Faces Of Men Who Regret Coming To The Mall
Here are some of the funniest photos of men who regretted coming to the mall
15 Ninja Cats That Blend Masterfully Into the Background
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This Clever Kitty Cat Communicates Through Buttons!
This cat was trained to communicate by pushing buttons! Listen to what she has to say...
27 Design Fails That’ll Make You Laugh
People can get things horribly wrong even when they only have one job. These 27 "you had one job" fails are utterly hilarious.
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Prank Collection: The Best of Police Pranks!
Enjoy this great compilation of cop pranks!
The Most Outrageous Chicken Coops You'll Ever See
It's hard to believe these unusual homes were made for chickens!
English Is So Weird It Deserves Its Own Comedy Show
If you thought English is a clear-cut and tidy language, you better read this.
These Funny Construction Photos Will Make You Look Twice
The work safety fails you’ll see in this article are not for the faint of heart. But don’t worry, no careless worker was harmed in the making of these photos!
14 Comical Cat Photos That Everyone Needs In Their Life
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