"You will understand," he said, "the seal of the confessional, can never be broken. However, I got my first impressions of the parish from the very first confession I heard here. I can only hint vaguely about this, but when I came here twenty-five years ago I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place.
The very first chap who entered my confessional told me how he had stolen a television set, and when stopped by the police, had almost murdered the officer. Furthermore, he told me he had stolen money from his parents, embezzled money from his place of business, had an affair with his boss's wife, taken illegal drugs, and given VD to his cousin.
I was appalled, but as the days went on I came to realize that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of understanding and loving people."
Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and give his talk...
"I'll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived in this parish," said the politician.
"In fact, I had the honor of being the first one to go to him in confession."
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Joke: The Newlyweds and the Strict Priest...
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Who Knew Church Signs could be This Funny?
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Enjoy a Hilarious Dose of Animal Pranks!
Enjoy a hilarious compilation of the best animal pranks by Just for Laughs
Short Senior Jokes that'll Make You Crack Up!
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A Hilarious Tribute to Cats and Kittens!
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Newspaper Headlines Can Sometimes Be Ridiculously Funny
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These Hilarious Kids Were Left Unsupervised...
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15 Adorable Cats & Dogs Keeping Cool in the Heat
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Classic Comedy: Lucy Goes to Work at a Chocolate Factory
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Hilarious: Who Needs a Truck When You Can Have a Motorcycle
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These Cats May Have Been Ninjas in a Past Life
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These Quirky Winter Quotes Will Help Warm Your Frosty Days
Embrace the cold season with these quirky winter quotes!
Weirdly Interesting Family Photoshoots - 14 Funny Pics
These family photos are embarrassing but hilarious.
Classic Comedy: The Three Santas...
The Three Stooges all dressed up as Santa Claus in Arabia
Hilarious: Old Ladies Know How to Ask the Best Questions...
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Dogs vs. Their Greatest Enemy: The Bath...
Sorry, my dear canine buddies, you'll still need to take that bath!
HILARIOUS: The Very Best of Classic Blonde Jokes!
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These Funny ‘Science Facts’ Will Leave You Confused
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I Love Laughing at Clever Cartoons, Don't You?
from religion to family to funny situations, you'll surely find something to raise that smile in these funny cartoons.
Hilarious: 22 Witty and Clever Cartoons!
22 of the funniest New Yorker cartoons that are just clever enough to be funny but not mysteriously so.
HILARIOUS: These Pets are Real Drama Queens!
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Sea Lions Aren’t as Cute and Clumsy as They May Seem
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You're Busted! Hilarious 'Crime' Gags
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These Have to Be the Most Oddly Specific Signs Ever Made
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Sometimes All You Need is One Line to Make You Laugh...
28 hilarious and short jokes! Read them all at once or come back and read one every day, no funny business
If You Have a Well Aged Sense of Humor, You'll Love This!
We've collected for you a series of the most funny senior cartoon pictures. I'm still laughing at these 'well aged' cartoons!
Read Pensioner's Priceless Response After Rejected by Army
A pensioner tries to join the army but gets rejected. He believes that pensioners make better soldiers than 18-year-olds, and his reasons will crack you up!
Hilarious! This Is How Old Men Strip a Kitchen
The Swedes are known for some great cooking. But it seems it's not the men who deserve the praise. This is what they really get up to in the kitchen!
Funny Jokes: And then the Fight Started...
The jokes in this collection all have a common theme - how to start a fight with your spouse!
Couples Will Totally Relate to These Funny Cartoons!
Being coupled up can be a wonderful thing, but there's no denying that relationships have their ups and downs. Here are 12 funny cartoons about couples.