12 Times Shoppers Went Overboard with Social Distancing

Joke: Everything For a $1

When a man sees an ad for a vacation at a golf resort where everything costs just a single dollar, he immediately decides to book himself a holiday...

Joke: The Cat Catastrophe Instructions

Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby...

Joke: Different Governments Divide a Cow

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

Joke: What's a Priest is Doing in Hell?

A priest appears at the gate to hell. Surprised, because priests were rare in hell, a demon gets curious and jumps into the priest's path.

Joke: The Flies Are Different Out in the Country!

A farmer gets pulled over for speeding. The police officer is busy writing him a ticket when he seems to have some problems with circle flies...

Joke: My Memory is Just Fine

Three old men are discussing their failing memories...

Joke: Three Couples on Their Honeymoons

Three couples check into a hotel for their honeymoons.

Joke: Playing Golf With Your Doctor

A husband decides to join his wife for the first time playing golf. He's never really been into the game, but since his wife was playing with all these men around, he wanted to come and check it out.

Joke: The Sick Mother-In-Law

A man went to the hospital to visit his mother-in-law, who was in serious condition.

Joke: The Prejudiced Juror

man wanted to be dismissed from jury duty, but none of his excuses worked...

Joke: A Secret Passed From Husband to Husband...

Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says,

Joke: The Bank Meeting

A banker runs into an 80-year-old rancher friend while in town, and asks him to address rumors about him marrying a mail-order bride...

These Questions Are as Hilarious as They Are Witty!

These innocent-looking questions are actually cleverly crafted...

Hilarious: They've Started Making Senior Bumper Stickers!

Here are some bumper stickers specially made for the retired lifestyle!

Joke: The Catholic, the Beggar and the Pope

A catholic man's lifelong dream was to meet the pope.

Joke: The Secure Bench

A new general was allotted to a new army base. After some time in the base he realized how there were two army men guarding an empty bench in shifts.

Hilarious! Vet Clinic Jokes That Are Absolute Comedy Gold!

If you're looking for a few clever quips to make you laugh, look no farther than these signs found outside of veterinary clinics

Joke: Putin and the Resigning Ambassador

One of the Russian Ambassadors comes to President Putin and nervously tells him he'd like to resign.

Joke: Tarzan and Jane Try Lovemaking

When Jane first met Tarzan in the jungle, she was instantly attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him if he had ever made love to a woman.

Joke: The ABCs of Marriage

After being married for 25 years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.

Joke: Detectives in Training

A policeman was interrogating 3 guys who were training to become detectives.

Become a Giant With Miniature Versions of Everyday Items!

The smaller something is, the cuter it looks. These 15 photos are proof that tiny things make our hearts melt while making us look massive

Joke: The Sinning Rabbi

An orthodox Rabbi walks into a restaurant. It’s not a kosher place, but he thinks “what the heck, why not? I should try one time in my life” He asks for a seat outside.

Joke: A Bet With Stevie Wonder

A famous golfer, Jack Nicklaus, is sitting in a bar drinking with Stevie Wonder. Nicklaus turns to Wonder and says...

Joke: How to Weigh a Pig

An American man was driving through the south when he decided he wanted to buy a pig.

Joke: Why Go to the Bar at All?

This is a story about a newlywed couple who had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies .

Joke: The Unsatisfied Wife and the Wafting Husband

A husband and wife are having issues in the bedroom. The man has no issues but the woman can’t reach an orgasm, she tells her husband it is because she gets too warm.