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95 Hilariously Bad Jokes That Are So Lame They're Good!

 Sometimes, what seems like a bad joke can actually be pretty hilarious in the right context. Below, you'll find a whopping 95 of such lame jokes, so don't feel guilty if you catch yourself chuckling, because I for one couldn't help myself! We hope you'll enjoy these ridiculously bad jokes as much as we did!
 
 
 
 
 
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Animal Jokes
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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk. bad joke
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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No I-deer. lame joke
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Where does a baby ape sleep? In an apricot. cringe puns
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Why don't ants get sick? Because they have antybodies. bad puns
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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An in-vest-igator. lame puns
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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. grammar jokes
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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One's really heavy and the other is a little lighter. bad joke
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Who is a penguin's favorite relative? Aunt Arctica. bad jokes
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Why is there a fish in the piano? Because it's a piano tuna...  bad one liners
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. bad joke of the day
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Why is 6am like a pig's tail? Because it's twirly. most terrible joke
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Why did the bee get married? Because he found his honey. really bad puns
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What did the duck say to the barman? Put it on my bill. bad animal jokes
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What do you call a pig with 3 eyes? A piiig. spelling jokes that are lame
15.Why do elephants drink? To forget. cheesiest joke in the world
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What do you call a woodpecker without a beak? A headbanger. bad joke telling
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Why did the frog catch the bus? His car got toad! bad animal puns
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Why didn't the dog want to play baseball? It was a boxer! bad dog jokes
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What do you call birds that stick together? Velcrows. cringe puns
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How do you get 2 whales in a car? You start in England and drive west. most terrible joke
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Which dogs says 'Meow'? Police dogs working undercover. really bad jokes
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What do you call a lost wolf? A where-wolf. bad dad jokes
People Jokes
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Where do kings keep their armies? Up their sleevies! good bad jokes
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Why was Cinderella a bad football player? Because her coach was a pumpkin. funny bad jokes
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Why did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut. bad jokes for kids and family
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An unemployed jester is nobody's fool. silly one line jokes
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Why did the baker stop making donuts? He got tired of the hole thing! bad joke of the day
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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out, man! bad pun jokes
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What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits. very lame jokes
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What happens after composers die? They decompose. very bad jokes
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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? They taste funny. funny bad lame jokes
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Why did the cobbler go to heaven? Because he had a good sole! terrible jokes
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Which month do soldiers hate the most? March! bad puns
Marriage Jokes
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Get a new car for your wife. It's a great deal! lame jokes about marriage
35.My wife and I were happy for 20 years... Then we met! bad jokes about love
36.What happened after the 2 angels got married? They lived harpily ever after. funny lame jokes about angels
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How do phones get married? They give each other a ring. bad jokes about marriage
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Why did the polygamist cross the aisle? To get to the other bride. lame jokes about polygamy
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I married Miss Right. Her first name is Always. romance jokes
 
Science Jokes
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What do you do with a dead chemist? You Barium. bad chemistry jokes
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What keeps your pants up in space? An asteroid belt. lame space jokes
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What did the science teacher climb? A chemis-tree. lame science jokes
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How do you organize a party in space? You planet. bad science joke
Bar Jokes
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Two men walk into a bar. The 3rd one ducks. bad cringy jokes
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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks, "Why the long face?" cringey jokes
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The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense. bad bar jokes
Nature Jokes
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I tried to catch some fog... I mist... lame nature jokes
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What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley. bad nature jokes
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Why is a tree better than a guard dog? It has more bark. super bad jokes
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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes. lamest joke ever
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How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea saw. grammatical jokes
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Why can't you trust trees? Because they're shady. bad joke challenge
Sport Jokes
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What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing... They fast! bad joke collection
54.Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! bad golf jokes
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How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb? Fore! bad joke collection
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Why shouldn't you marry a tennis player? Love means nothing to them. bad sports jokes
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Where's the best place to buy a soccer shirt? New Jersey. jokes about sports
58.What's a horse's favorite sport? Stable tennis. bad jokes about sports
59.Why can't fish play tennis? They're scared of the net. lame jokes about tennis
Religious Jokes
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Need an ark? I Noah guy. jokes about religion
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How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it. jokes about religion
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And God said to John, come forth and you shall be granted eternal life. But John came fifth and won a toaster. lame jokes about the Bible
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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything. bad Buddhist joke
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For long did Cain hate his brother? As long as he was able... biblical jokes that are really lame
Other Jokes
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What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look, I'm changing. most horrible jokes
66.What kind of bagel can fly? A plain bagel. really lame jokes about food
67.What do they call cans in Mexico? Mexi-cans. Mexican jokes
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I stared an origami club... But it folded. lamest jokes ever
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What did the British cereal say? Cheerio! bad jokes about the British
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Why couldn't Dracula's wife sleep? Because of his coffin. terrible puns
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards? Because they were sitting on the deck. cheesy jokes
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What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso. funny lame jokes
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I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves. Russian jokes
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Did you hear about the 3 eggs? Two bad! food puns that are so bad they are good
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How do you make an egg roll? You push it. really lame jokes
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Why was the picture jailed? Because it was framed. play on words
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Why is Toblerone triangular? So it can fit in the box. lame wordplay
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What's green and likes snow? Skiweed. hilarious puns
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What do you call a snowman with a tan? A puddle. really funny jokes
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What has 4 wheels and flies? A garbage truck. funny lame jokes
81.What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon aid. bad jokes
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Which US state has the tiniest soft drinks? Mini-soda. American jokes
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What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese. Mexican jokes
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What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. Italian jokes that are bad
85.Which 2 letters of the alphabet are always jealous? NV bad grammar jokes
86.What kind of coat is best put on wet? Paint. bad lame jokes
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Where will I find the town cemetery? In the dead center. dark humor
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Where do laptops go on vacation? The Big Apple. lame humor
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How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate his pizza before it was cool. bad humor
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What did the plate say? Lunch is on me. funny puns
91.Why can't a rope? Because it can knot. smart puns
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts... very bad jokes
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What did one snowman say to the other? Do you smell carrots? very terrible jokes
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How's the new furniture store doing? Sofa so good. very horrible jokes
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How does a train eat? It goes chew chew! really bad joke

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