Ana hits a lot of floating shots that her opponents destroy for winners. We need to sitter down and have a talk.
Is it ad-out again? I’m going to hit my breaking point.
I like my breakfast like my tennis grip: Continental.
I really hate these strings. I can feel it in my gut.
I’d like to throw away my old can, but my pusher friend here says he loves junk balls.
The classiest indoor tennis facilities serve bubble tea.
Is your eyesight as bad as your cell phone reception? Because that was a terrible call.
They call me Ace, because you just got served.
Federer is such a legend that they named the Roger’s Cup, and Fed Cup after him.
If you want to impress the crowd, hit overheads. Every point will be a smash hit.
Oh, I thought I was playing the first round, but I guess I got a free pass. Bye.
Is there a bathroom in this tennis club? Because I’m about to drop a deuce.
A hippie when his opponent disputes his calls: That’s pretty far-out, man!
Djokovic to his friends the morning after winning the U.S. Open: Is anyone hungry for some Denny’s? Because I would like another Grand Slam.
The density of this concrete leads me to believe one thing: it is a hard court.
The walls in this tennis factory are so thin, that when I try to get some work done, all I hear is people making a racquet.
I tried to hit the picture cleanly over the fence, but it was framed.
Do you always play this badly at the net? Because I don’t like your approach.
Jack has a large neck so he decided to wear a bowtie to his wedding. Otherwise, he’d end up with a tiebreak.
I want to play my match outdoors so I can hit the ball higher in the air. I’m not good at persuading people, so I’m going to hire a lob-byist.
I’m a baseliner and I don’t know how to volley: my game would disappear if I went to no-man’s land.
An orange and an apple signed up for a tournament. No one was surprised to find out they were both seeded.
The last thing I can remember was the yellow ball speeding toward me. I swung the racquet, and then things got fuzzy.
Most of your players never make it out of the lower-level tournaments. I highly doubt their Futures as a professional.
Have you ever played quiet tennis?
It's just like regular tennis but without the racket.
I want to practice my forehand outside, but it will be wet in the morning and nice later on. So here’s the plan for today: inside-out.
My friend Elmer’s has gotten really good at tennis ever since he stuck to a healthier diet and went glue-ten free.
Pick-up line: You might as well play be a tennis player, because I’m about to court you girl.
I used to hate tennis, but ever since I’ve started winning 6-0, I love it now.
Both tournament directors published the schedule at the same time. It was a draw.
Fred is so condescending about my tennis strokes. I can’t take any more of his backhanded compliments.
Two racquets started dating. Unfortunately, one was stringing the other along without any intention of tying the knot.
Native Americans used to have their own professional tennis tournaments, and provided free housing to players from other tribes. They called it the A Tee Pee Tour. (No disrespect to Native Americans!)
I know my shot was in. But I won’t argue, because I’m not up for the challenge.
Tennis is a lot like waiting tables. The most important thing to get right is the first serve.
I wish they’d change the scoring system, but tennis is set in its ways and doesn’t see the point.
I got so mad at my partner hitting moonballs, I had to pusher off the court.
I like my matches like my tennis balls: Pressureless.
You can never get short balls over the net! Solution: Drop shot from arsenal.
Why can’t I ever win a game returning serve? Give me a break.
Mary didn’t miss a first serve the entire match. It was not her fault she lost.
What time should I book the court? Let’s shoot for around tennish.
It feels great to hit the ball again. It spin a long time.
I am disappointed that you are taking such a closed-stance on my footwork advice.
The injured player wanted to congratulate the winner, but he couldn’t walkover to the other side of the court.
I can’t believe I framed the ball in for a winner. Shank you!
Did you see the guy with quad-arms play tennis? He has a great four-hand.
The guy missed both his serves on match point. I won by de-fault.
Is your nickname cream cheese? Because you’re about to get bageled.
I prefer the new system to reviewing line calls. When Hawk-eye came around, I breathed a big Cy-clops of relief.