I keep telling my wife I want a Segway for my birthday.
But every time I bring it up, she changes the topic.
You know you’re getting old when…
You sing along with the elevator music.
Ladies, if there’s a man who remembers your birthday, knows what you enjoy and understands your friends and family...
it’s Mark Zuckerberg.
You know you’re getting old when…
You sit in a rocking chair and can’t get it going.