You know you’re getting old when…
You begin every other sentence with, “Nowadays…”
A husband reels off a list of presents he suggests buying his wife for her birthday.
She rejects them all.
“Well you tell me what you want then.”
“I want a divorce.” she replies.
“I wasn’t planning on spending that much.”
What do you say to a kangaroo on its birthday?
Hoppy Birthday.
You know you’re getting old when…
happy hour is a nap.