It’s my wife’s birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present.
“Oh, I don’t know”, she said. “Just give me something with diamonds”.
That’s why I’m giving her a pack of playing cards.
What is it about birthdays that make kangaroos unhappy?
They only get to celebrate them in leap years.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey.
I just held a huge Thor party for my son's 5th birthday.
He got overwhelmed because I guess he wanted something a little more Loki.