What's the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot's father?
One is a pop fly and the other is a fly pop.
A spectator at a baseball game wondered why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then, it hit him.
What did the mitt say to the baseball?
Hey baby, you're quite a catch.
What is the difference between a Yankees fan and a dentist?
One roots for the Yanks, and the other yanks for the roots. OUCH.
If somebody says "You pitch great for a southpaw," is that a left-handed compliment?
Why was the baseball player so good at writing advertising jingles?
Because they're so catchy.
What do you get if you cross a tree and a baseball player? Babe Root.
What are the rules in zebra baseball?
Three stripes, and you're out.
Where can you find the biggest diamond in the world?
On a baseball field.
Why don't skeletons play baseball?
Because they don't have the heart for it.
What do baseball players eat at White Castle?
Sliders.
What did they call Dracula after his team won the big game?
The Champire.
Why did the pirate captain want to hire a baseball player?
He knew he had a chest protector.
Which Star Wars movie is a baseball player's least favorite?
The Umpire Strikes Back.
How are baseball umpires and angry chickens alike?
Both make fowl calls.
Which position does the son of Dracula play on the baseball team?
Bat boy.
Why did the baseball team recruit a tiny ghost?
Because they needed a little team spirit.
When the baseball team chose an owl masot, did they get a designated hooter?
Why don't baseball players join unions?
They don't like to be called out on strike.
Why are frogs great outfielders?
Because they never miss a fly.
Why don't orphans make good baseball players?
Because they don't know where home is.
When is an MLB ballpark the hottest?
After all the fans have left.
When his wife was preparing his favorite chocolate cake, the baseball player said "Batter Up.
How do baseball players stay in contact with each other?
They touch base every once in a while.
Which classical Greek may have actually invented baseball?
Homer.
What happens if you read too many Painful baseball Puns?
You're left in stitches.
What do you get if cross a baseball player and a monster?
A double header.
Why did the baseball batter go crazy?
Because the pitcher only threw scewballs.
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly? Oh, nevermind. It was over your head...
Why do gnomes like baseball? Gnome Runs.
Why did the vampire strike out?
He used the wrong bat.
Which commandment do baseball players hate the most? Thou shall not steal.
What keeps the beat in a baseball song?
The bass line.
Which author is anxious to write the book: Colorado Rockies, World Series Champs?
Ben Whayten.