The winning home run didn't surprise the hitter. He did it all without batting an eye.The baseball player loved his treadmill and all the home runs.
A spectator at a baseball game wondered why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then, it hit him.
Why did DPD rush to Coors Field?
They heard somebody stole third base.
What are the rules in zebra baseball?
Three stripes, and you're out.
Why was the nice guy such a lousy baseball player?
Because he never got to home base.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
Where can you find the biggest diamond in the world?
On a baseball field.
What did the mitt say to the baseball?
Hey baby, you're quite a catch.
Which Star Wars movie is a baseball player's least favorite?
The Umpire Strikes Back.
When the baseball team chose an owl masot, did they get a designated hooter?
Do baseball players ever wear armor?
Only during knight games.
Why did the baseball batter go crazy?
Because the pitcher only threw scewballs.
What do you get if you cross a tree and a baseball player? Babe Root.
And yes, gnomes are always trying to get to first base with the ladies.
Which cartoon character is the best at baseball?
Homer Simpson.
Why did the horny duck circle the baseball field?
She hoped to catch some fowl balls.
What did they call Dracula after his team won the big game?
The Champire.
Why was the baseball player so good at writing advertising jingles?
Because they're so catchy.
Why was the mummy added to the game as a pinch hitter?
Because the manager knew he could wrap it up.
What do a great hitter and a boxer have in common?
Both are serious sluggers.
If somebody says "You pitch great for a southpaw," is that a left-handed compliment?
Why do gnomes like baseball? Gnome Runs.
How do recreational league baseball players stay so cool?
They sit among their fans.
Which baseball player makes the best pancakes?
The batter.
When is an MLB ballpark the hottest?
After all the fans have left.
What happens if you read too many Painful baseball Puns?
You're left in stitches.
What do you call a winged insect that hits home runs?
A fly swatter.
What do you get if you cross a baseball pitcher and a carpet?
A throw rug.
Why did a baseball player decide to take a job at a used car lot during his off season?
He wanted to work on his sales pitch.
What do baseball players eat at White Castle?
Sliders.
What's the best advice to give to a young baseball player?
If you don't suceed at first, try second base.
Why did the baseball player decide to shut down his website?
It just wasn't getting any hits.
How are baseball umpires and angry chickens alike?
Both make fowl calls.
Why were there cows on the baseball field?
Because they were looking for the bullpen.