What did they call Dracula after his team won the big game?
The Champire.
Why do the ladies love baseball?
Because diamonds are a girl's best friend.
What are the rules in zebra baseball?
Three stripes, and you're out.
What did the mitt say to the baseball?
Hey baby, you're quite a catch.
Which author is anxious to write the book: Colorado Rockies, World Series Champs?
Ben Whayten.
How are ladies' baseball teams and cupcakes alike?
Both are delicious and depend on a good batter.
Why did the horny duck circle the baseball field?
She hoped to catch some fowl balls.
Why did the baseball team recruit a tiny ghost?
Because they needed a little team spirit.
What is the difference between a Yankees fan and a dentist?
One roots for the Yanks, and the other yanks for the roots. OUCH.
What happens if you read too many Painful baseball Puns?
You're left in stitches.
Why did the baseball player decide to shut down his website?
It just wasn't getting any hits.
Which classical Greek may have actually invented baseball?
Homer.
A spectator at a baseball game wondered why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then, it hit him.
Why don't matches play baseball?
Because one strike, and they're out.
How do recreational league baseball players stay so cool?
They sit among their fans.
The winning home run didn't surprise the hitter. He did it all without batting an eye.The baseball player loved his treadmill and all the home runs.
Which cartoon character is the best at baseball?
Homer Simpson.
What do baseball players eat at White Castle?
Sliders.
What has 18 legs, spits a lot, and catches flies?
A baseball team.
And yes, gnomes are always trying to get to first base with the ladies.
How do baseball players stay in contact with each other?
They touch base every once in a while.
Why did the baseball batter go crazy?
Because the pitcher only threw scewballs.
Where do baseball players wash up?
In the bat tub.
Why did a baseball player decide to take a job at a used car lot during his off season?
He wanted to work on his sales pitch.
Why was the nice guy such a lousy baseball player?
Because he never got to home base.
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly? Oh, nevermind. It was over your head...
Why don't skeletons play baseball?
Because they don't have the heart for it.
Who wrote the fantasy novel How To Be A Better Baseball Player?
Ben Schwarmer.
Where can you find the biggest diamond in the world?
On a baseball field.
When his wife was preparing his favorite chocolate cake, the baseball player said "Batter Up.
Why did DPD rush to Coors Field?
They heard somebody stole third base.
Why are some umpires fat?
Because they always clean the plate.
Why did the pirate captain want to hire a baseball player?
He knew he had a chest protector.
What's the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot's father?
One is a pop fly and the other is a fly pop.