If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
You really flipturn me on.
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
Nice life preservers.
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
Permission to board?
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
I perform best when I’m wet.
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?