Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
Your lab or my lab?
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
I want to read you from cover to cover.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.