Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
Your lab or my lab?
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.