Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
Here's to a big opening weekend.
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
Want to see the real coming attraction?
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)