The square root of all my fantasies is you.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
You have one compact set.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
You are sweeter than 3.14.
You are the square to my root.
I less than three you.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.