My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
You are the square to my root.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
I less than three you.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?