I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
Your mausoleum or mine?
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
I know Benjamin Franklin.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
I could never Passover you.
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
You must be a Candy bar because you appease me.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.